Week 5 – Your Most Hated Polish - Yellow + Hairy Glitter Ugh
Hi Goddesses
Brace yourself – this is going to get nasty! Or is it ghastly ? or hideous? Oh, ALL of the above. Yes dears, it soooooo is J
Now Bee Justice is one of my favourite people in this world. She has become a great nail polish friend, she gives amazing nail mail, and she picked this week’s inspired challenge. Which is why I also hate her! Bee – look what you made me wear lol.
So, just to set the record straight, this is not a polish I ever bought to wear. Both of them – the really subtle yellow and the hideous hairy glitter – were part of an eBay bargain bundle I scooped up a couple of weeks ago.
Oh man do we have to ? Ugh, here goes. This is the ghastly neon yellow from Barry and his M, topped with an equally vile hairy glitter. I detest yellow in everything in life (except sunflowers. And maybe bananas), so this is a colour you will NEVER (again) see me wear, and I also hate hairy glitter with a passion.
Why ? really, you need to know why ? it was invented by a man! It must have been. Glitter is round, sparkly, pretty - but this? Butt ugly doesn’t even cover it. It’s like deranged pubic hair in a polish. Gah! Hate, hate, hate. It is evil. It is Satan’s glitter.
So, yellow and hairy glitter, could not hate it more.
Lol – enjoy your Friday, at least you’ll have something pretty on your nails.
PS – as if! I took it off within like 0.2 seconds of doing the final photo J xxx
J
Top Tip – if you’re ever unsure what a nail colour looks like, go to Google images, which will give you plenty of contrasts and compares.
